I feel sorry for girls when it comes to hair... no one lets you have any.
Under arms, on legs, above lips - all outlawed. At this rate you'll all end up looking like Dr Evil... and boys will have only themselves to blame.
Along with the head, the "lady-garden" is the last bastion of acceptable female hairiness.
But from reading magazines, you'd think furry muffs were going out of fashion quicker than Robbie Williams.
Who decided that pubes are no longer cool? I reckon it's just a fad. Maybe in 100 years it will be deemed sexy to have one leg shorter than the other, and trendy chicks everywhere will be lopping off limbs to make boys like them.
Or maybe things will reverse - and the fittest supermodel will be the one who can grow the longest beard. Anything could happen, even dungarees could come back in (actually, that's a lie, dungarees will never come back in).
My point is you shouldn't feel forced into doing anything to your body. Just do whatever makes you feel comfortable.
For boys, it's not such a big deal. Granted, some prefer bald beavers. But most wouldn't be bothered either way, while others will actually find it a bit weird.
If things start going a bit Kings of Leon down below, then we'll certainly appreciate a trim-up.
But really we're just honoured to see your bits... we're in no position to tell you what to do with them.
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