male genitalia

i suppose, if you're a girl, it's difficult to imagine having a cock and balls.

my advice? don't even try.

Having a willy is ace, but it is, undoubtedly bizarre, and comes with it's own set of problems. Many of these problems are related to space and ... fitting things in, down there, so to speak. For example: imagine putting on your (under)pants every morning, then stuffing a big bag of fruit pastilles down there. That is a tight squeeze.

So if you see a boy fiddling with his package, don't worry, it's -normally- not a sexual thing. It is purely for sorting out matters of comfort. There's a lot of movement down there, lots of swinging, and bumping and, if you're unlucky, chaffing. There's also lots of direct contact with boxers and zips and, if you're lucky, thighs. Occasional adjustments are a necessity. It's like trying to pack an extra toilet bag into a suitcase that's already full. Plus: tight jeans are no fun, and there are some very tight jeans on the market these days. It's a wonder Russell Brand can get so much use out of his.

Granted, it's not very hygienic or endearing, and I can't condone boys doing it in full view of the world. But the fact is, putting one's hands down one's pants is rather comforting. It's a sensitive area, and we'll do pretty much anything to keep it safe. It's like a mother cradling a baby. When boys say that they are 'just checking that they're still there' it's not that far from the truth.

...on that note, I must stop typing immediately.