Saturday 12 January 2008

why do boys like lesbians?

well. let's put it this way.

do you like puppies?

of course you do, everyone likes puppies. and it's so fun to watch a puppy play. it's even more fun to watch two puppies play. now imagine six puppies, all frolicking with each other. all those floppy ears jiggling around. how cute. cuter than one puppy, don't you think? me too.

that is why boys like lesbians.

more is better. boys are simple like that. one girl = good. two girls = better. three girls = even better, and so on. girls doing things to girls that we'd like to do to girls? brilliant. because they're both girls. everything is brilliant.

it's not the ins and outs of lesbianism that turns us on. we don't find lesbians any hotter than straight girls. but it's like a buy one get one free deal at the supermarket. even if the pizza on offer isn't your favourite, it's hard to ignore the chance of getting twice as much grub for the same price.

girls out there: this doesn't mean we'll be upset if you don't fancy lezzing it up now and then. one nice girl is more than enough to keep us happy. it's just like having another slice of pizza when we're already full - we're being greedy.

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