"No day is so bad it can't be fixed with a nap."
Saturday 26 January 2008
Friday 25 January 2008
Maybe I should take my own advice
"Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect. It means that you've decided to look beyond the imperfections."
Out of control
Frustration is killing me right now - The worst feeling in the world is knowing you could help someone, but you can't at the necessary moment in time.
And then I get frustrated because I'm frustrated - are my actions of trying to fix an issue, actually hurting the person instead of helping them?
And then I feel lost, and wishful that perhaps I could have gone back a step in time and tried again, and this time using a better method within the limited opportunity I had.
I'm sorry to anyone I've let down. I wish I could do more.
"A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone's feelings unintentionally." - Oscar Wilde
And then I get frustrated because I'm frustrated - are my actions of trying to fix an issue, actually hurting the person instead of helping them?
And then I feel lost, and wishful that perhaps I could have gone back a step in time and tried again, and this time using a better method within the limited opportunity I had.
I'm sorry to anyone I've let down. I wish I could do more.
"A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone's feelings unintentionally." - Oscar Wilde
Thursday 24 January 2008
Friday 18 January 2008
Sunday 13 January 2008
Saturday 12 January 2008
why do boys like lesbians?
well. let's put it this way.
do you like puppies?
of course you do, everyone likes puppies. and it's so fun to watch a puppy play. it's even more fun to watch two puppies play. now imagine six puppies, all frolicking with each other. all those floppy ears jiggling around. how cute. cuter than one puppy, don't you think? me too.
that is why boys like lesbians.
more is better. boys are simple like that. one girl = good. two girls = better. three girls = even better, and so on. girls doing things to girls that we'd like to do to girls? brilliant. because they're both girls. everything is brilliant.
it's not the ins and outs of lesbianism that turns us on. we don't find lesbians any hotter than straight girls. but it's like a buy one get one free deal at the supermarket. even if the pizza on offer isn't your favourite, it's hard to ignore the chance of getting twice as much grub for the same price.
girls out there: this doesn't mean we'll be upset if you don't fancy lezzing it up now and then. one nice girl is more than enough to keep us happy. it's just like having another slice of pizza when we're already full - we're being greedy.
do you like puppies?
of course you do, everyone likes puppies. and it's so fun to watch a puppy play. it's even more fun to watch two puppies play. now imagine six puppies, all frolicking with each other. all those floppy ears jiggling around. how cute. cuter than one puppy, don't you think? me too.
that is why boys like lesbians.
more is better. boys are simple like that. one girl = good. two girls = better. three girls = even better, and so on. girls doing things to girls that we'd like to do to girls? brilliant. because they're both girls. everything is brilliant.
it's not the ins and outs of lesbianism that turns us on. we don't find lesbians any hotter than straight girls. but it's like a buy one get one free deal at the supermarket. even if the pizza on offer isn't your favourite, it's hard to ignore the chance of getting twice as much grub for the same price.
girls out there: this doesn't mean we'll be upset if you don't fancy lezzing it up now and then. one nice girl is more than enough to keep us happy. it's just like having another slice of pizza when we're already full - we're being greedy.
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